Rolling Upright
Rolling Upright
Will you write me a short story using these words?
Failure
Upright
Household
Discrepancy
Hostage
Rolling
Cracking
Fence
Squad
Quarter
I am pretty much a FAILURE when it comes to HOUSEHOLD maintenance or fixer-upper projects. If you had a QUARTER for every time one of my projects resulted in something worse than what was there before, you would have enough money to ransom almost any HOSTAGE.
There is always a huge DISCREPANCY between the picture on the package and the results of my work. I guess that’s what they mean in the fine print by “Results may vary.”
The wooden FENCE I put up around the yard is a good example. I am still not sure all the sections are UPRIGHT and, as you can see, much of it is CRACKING already.
I had the do-it-yourself SQUAD down at Home Depot ROLLING in the aisles with the pictures of the spaghetti-like plumbing I installed when I put in the new bathroom.
Let 'em laugh. I get my revenge in the end. I work at the local Computer World Store, and the disasters these guys bring to me after they have tried to “enhance” their PCs rivals anything I have shown to them.
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